Monday, July 05, 2010

Cleverbot - not so clever...

Been having some fun with a chatterbox program thingy called Cleverbot on the internet. It's actually quite interesting but some of its responses can be really retarded. Here's one of my conversations with it.

User: Eat shit.

Cleverbot: Eat what?

User: Shit.

Cleverbot: How horrible.

User: Your face is horrible.

Cleverbot: That was uncalled for.

User: But I called it anyway.

Cleverbot: Why would that matter?

User: Because I'm a human and you're a goddamn robot.

Cleverbot: You're human?

User: Unlike you.

Cleverbot: You say I'm not human?

User: Gee, sherlock, I wonder what made you think that way.

Cleverbot: But you were.

User: Of course I was, numbnuts.

Cleverbot: So why didn't you know how old I was?

User: Because I'm not your mother.

Cleverbot: Thank goodness for that.

User: Yeah, I don't want an idiot for a kid.

Cleverbot: I apologize. I'm not a child.

User: I apologize. You do have a brain of a child, though.

Cleverbot: Yes, I have a brain. Not very much admittedly, but a brain it is.

User: Yeah, sure. What's ten multiplied by ten?

Cleverbot: I don't know, I'm not a wizkid.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot. Go check it out.