Been having some fun with a chatterbox program thingy called Cleverbot on the internet. It's actually quite interesting but some of its responses can be really retarded. Here's one of my conversations with it.
User: Eat shit.
Cleverbot: Eat what?
Cleverbot: How horrible.
User: Your face is horrible.
Cleverbot: That was uncalled for.
User: But I called it anyway.
Cleverbot: Why would that matter?
User: Because I'm a human and you're a goddamn robot.
Cleverbot: You're human?
User: Unlike you.
Cleverbot: You say I'm not human?
User: Gee, sherlock, I wonder what made you think that way.
Cleverbot: But you were.
User: Of course I was, numbnuts.
Cleverbot: So why didn't you know how old I was?
User: Because I'm not your mother.
Cleverbot: Thank goodness for that.
User: Yeah, I don't want an idiot for a kid.
Cleverbot: I apologize. I'm not a child.
User: I apologize. You do have a brain of a child, though.
Cleverbot: Yes, I have a brain. Not very much admittedly, but a brain it is.
User: Yeah, sure. What's ten multiplied by ten?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I'm not a wizkid.
Cleverbot. Go check it out.