Saturday, May 31, 2008

If You're Into It - Flight of the Conchords

If you want me to
I could hang 'round with you
If I only knew
That's what you're into.

You and him
Him and you
If that's what
You're into
Him hanging 'round
Around you
You're hanging 'round
Yeah, you're there too.

And if you want me to
I will take off all my clothes for you
I will take off all my clothes for you
If that's what you're into

How 'bout him
In the nude?
If that's what
You're into.
In the nude in front of you
Is that what you'd wanna view?

If it's cool with you
I'll let you get naked too
It could be a dream come true
Providing that's what you are into

Is that what
You're into?
Him and you
In the nude?
That's what he's prepared to do
Is that the kind of thing you think you might be into?

And then maybe later
We get hot by the refrigerator
In the kitchen next to the pantry
You think that might be what you fancy?

In the buff
Being rude
Doing stuff
With the food
Getting lewd
With his food
We heard that's what you are into

Then on our next date
Well, you could bring your roommate
I don't know if Stu is keen to
But if you want we could double-team you

How about you
And two dudes?
Him, you and Stu
In the nude
Being lewd with two dudes with food
Well, that's if Stu's into it, too

All the things I'd do
The things I'd do for you
If I only knew
That's what you're into

Driving course is tiring but quite fun. I'm lucky enough to get a funny Malay uncle as my instructor and not some grumpy old fart. Got the hang of handling a land rover haha.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

The trials and tribulations involved in the search for the secrets of... parallel parking

Driving course begins tomorrow.

Stay in.

Book out on Saturday afternoon, book in on Sunday night.

Grumpy old men who would yell at the little mistakes every driver trainee does.

Good luck to me.