Wednesday, August 24, 2005

SMS

My mom asked me what flavour I wanted my cake to be, and I said "anything". Then my junior, Terence asked me how many tickets I sold for concert, and I said "none".

Wow.

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Mezmerize

I finally got System of A Down's latest album, Mezmerize. Slightly different from the previous albums, but nice nonetheless. Hehe.

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Whoa

I just crapped and when I wiped my ass, there was no sign of crap on the toilet paper.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Groan

I think I've got some bug in me. My throat is scratchy and I've got a cough.

Totally broke for the rest of the week.

Monday, August 15, 2005

Heheh...

Kinda dumb. Everytime I go out ("out" to me means anywhere further than school), I always take a look around, hoping that maybe, just maybe, the chick I had a lameass crush on would be where I was. Then I realize how dumb I am for even considering she might be there, but I can't help it.

I'm not the kind who rants about romance, but even a stupid, short, fat, uglyass person like me can dream, right?

But I fear I'll forget. I'm already starting to wonder what her face looks like. It's been slightly more than a year since I last saw her.

It's so easy for me to get her number. I even have it all planned out. Chances of it working are probably 80 to 100. The problem is I'm too afraid. I think I'll give up hope until the 'O' levels. Hopefully I'll forget that chick. It's not like I had any hope in the first place. She's way out of my league. But it's still nice to dream.

Hehe. My low self-esteem is going to be the worst obstacle I'll have to overcome.

Sunday, August 14, 2005

Mangosteens

It's hard. It's dark purple. When you open it, your hand is stained purple, and the inside looks disgusting. Yet it's delicious. It's a mangosteen.

Ate about 15 yesterday, and 4 today. They are sooo tasty.

Friday, August 12, 2005

Happy?

Can't believe I wrote more than one page for geog test when I hardly studied. I think I might not fail so badly.

Scored a B4 for my chinese 'o's. Not sure if I'm happy or sad about. No feelings, actually. Not ambivalent. No feelings. Many people in class were feeling depressed.

Muthu is retarded. Tearing when he got an A2. Maybe because he's from India, so he feels he should score an A1 for his Tamil.

Don't know if my father will want me to take the exam again. And don't know if I can make it to a jc. I'm starting to lose hope.

Don't go "awww" and cry for me. I hate that.

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Coffee ice-cream

Today after school I was holding a whole stack of PoA homework which needed to be handed in to Mr Tuang, and walking out of school with Geoffrey for no particular reason. Then I saw the ice-cream man. Before I was done crossing the road I was already saying "Uncle cone cone cone." Then some mat said "wait lah" but didn't even face me. No respect for his senior. But I don't blame him. I was acting dumb in the first place.

I decided not to eat cone, but I didn't know what flavour to choose, so I asked Geoffrey to say a number. He said two, so I picked coffee (an odd number and it would've been mint). So I went up to the uncle and said "Uncle kopi."

While he was taking out the ice-cream from the fridge, I suddenly said "uncle I want kopi-o". Then he said "oh kopi-o okay". Then I said "siew dai" and he said "oh siew dai". But he was still cutting up the normal coffee ice-cream (There was no kopi-o siew dai ice-cream. I was just playing with him). Then I asked him "Uncle, your kopi-o how come solid not liquid?" I think he didn't hear me. So the whole thing wasn't really funny. It was just plain dumb.

I just did a three-hit combo sneeze.

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Aloysius, what the hell?!

Aloysius, nice technique you have there.

Attacking me with Bone Fletcher when I'm buying items from Legaras with Lightning Revenant. Killed you in an instant.

And if you thought that was just a smart tactic which you could use to let me get killed by Luna (which actually did happen), you're retarded. I would've gotten killed anyway. You committed suicide for nothing, dumbass.

Not bad. My score was 2/11, I think. Because Geoffrey left the game, leaving Joshua with his cute Tiny and me behind. I think if Geoffrey had stayed, we would've won.

You're probably saying "Shit happens. Don't complain when you lose." So I won't.

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

National Day

Today's National Day. Happy Birthday, Singapore. You're forty. That makes you old.

Monday, August 08, 2005

Hoho Lightning Revenant

My brother was shortly in love with lightning heros. Last time he would only choose either Zeus or Razor. So I decided to use Razor and pit against an enemy AI.

I don't know if the computer difficulty setting actually makes a difference, but FYI it was normal.

So it was James using Razor in the Sentinels' corner pitting against Computer using Slaardar in the Scourge's corner.

It was the first time I was using Razor, and I was taking my time buying items. Then I realised the AI had already appeared on my minimap. So I bought Power treads and Staff of Wizardry and Blades of Attack, intending to buy Dagon later because of the lack of funds, and set off to attack the enemy through the west path.

After killing a few creeps, I went to buy the scroll for Dagon.

I managed to destroy one tower, but I didn't farm it.

So I'm like, yay I destroyed a tower. And the AI loved pestering me. I just cast Chain Lighning and Dagon's Energy Burst and the AI would run away like a little girl.

But soon after that the AI managed to destroy one tower. It loved switching lanes all the time so its damage was evenly spaced out between my first three towers.

After that, the AI seemed to have an advantage over me. Its towers lost was always one less than mine, and the Scourge's creeps had already started breaking into my base.

I managed to kill the AI once, but again I didn't farm it. Still didn't manage to destroy any towers, though. I started buying items for Divine Rapier.

When The AI revived, it was out for sweet revenge, and it got what it wanted. I died, and had to wait for 80 seconds, staring at the enemy creeps whooping my base.

But when I was reborn, I managed to buy Divine Rapier (alright!).

Divine Rapier is so awesome. I was on a rampage, killing everything in my way. All towers in my way were destroyed quite easily because I had the support of all my creeps. My creeps and I went to the Scourge's base and I started whooping the towers.

Woah, here comes Slaardar!

And there he goes again. Back into the graveyard.

And he comes again, and he dies again.

So I won the game, and my score was 2/1. Not bad for a noob like me. Hehe.

Sunday, August 07, 2005

Mindless fun

Here's a stupid lameass game for you to play.

http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/Spank-the-Monkey.html

It's fun and you can play for hours!

Note: Don't be fooled by the title. It's not really dirty.

Saturday, August 06, 2005

Concert...

Band concert was two days ago.

Wasn't well done, yet people thought it was great. Maybe I'm the only freak who thinks it wasn't good.

And Star Wars: Battlefront is addictive.