Monday, December 19, 2005

DotA pro?

I can't believe it.

I went to One-niner (I don't know what its name is like) and played a game of DotA and, believe it or not, I seemed to be the most pro in my team!. My score was I think 7/7 or something.

I know all you DotA pros out there think it's nothing, but my teammates each had about 1 kill and around the same number of deaths as me, so either we're up against a better team or I'm really great or I teamed up with total noobs. Since the second option is totally out, it's either the first or the third, which means my DotA skills have improved quite alright.

Anyway Arts Central is showing Hellsing again and I'm celebrating it by having one of the songs on my blog. Remember if you don't like it then click the stop button at the top but give it a chance and listen to it at least once.

I answered another question in my profile. Peace out.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Forget it

Forget about that "every Sunday new question" thing because a stupid someone keeps hogging the damn com. Yesterday it was thirteen hours. Maybe everytime I write a new post I'll answer a new question, and I don't blog that often, so whoever wants to see my answers for every question should be able to.

Friday, December 09, 2005

View my profile, people!

Okay if you're a "fan" of my blog or you're here by mistake, view my profile and see what lame answers I give to the lame questions that Blogger ask. I'll try sticking to the routine of changing a question every Sunday.

Saturday, December 03, 2005


The chalet thing was pretty fun because I rode a bike and swam both for the first time in a long time. I should have brought my goggles. The chemicals in the water were making me almost blind.

The barbecue was great and I learnt to skewer chicken wings from Jason.

Generally I enjoyed the chalet but it would have been better if we went to Escape which we didn't because I've never been there before, and also if a particular "underground rodent" didn't appear and try to own the place.

Sunday, November 27, 2005


Ok having an xbox lights up my life. The funny thing is my family friend said she bought three games, but what she didn't know was that she bought the limited edition blue xbox with Halo 2 inside, so she actually gave me four games. The other three are Conker: Live and Reloaded, Winning Eleven 8 and Kingdom Under Fire: The Crusaders. So I'm having the time of my life now.

I totally forgot we were having a chalet thing tomorrow until Joshua reminded me. I realize how boring it's going to be. Maybe the guys are bringing a soccer ball tomorrow but too bad I don't play soccer. So what will I do? Swim? I don't want to expose my sexy body to the public but maybe I will anyway. I hope I still remember how to swim.

Don't judge a book by its cover; I can actually swim pretty well, so stop laughing. And fatter people float easier.

I'll probably cycle a bit if they rent out bicycles there. I'll have the better deal since my unique stature allows me to rent the $3 one or the $4 one, while taller guys will have to rent the $5 one.

Once again I'll be the anti-cool person who's a loner and doesn't do what other people do and does what other people don't do.

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Post 'O' Levels Post

Here's a little stress relief after the 'O's.

Q:Where do idiotic Singaporeans live at?

Sunday, November 13, 2005


Maybe, and I mean maybe, I wanna take up drums after the 'O' levels. I mean I've been playing an imaginery drumset for almost two years. Then people can see a short and fat guy playing the drums. Then after that I'll find a group of left-handers and they play left-handed guitars and we call ourselves LHF (left-handed freaks).

Okay the last part was just a joke.

First fast song I'll learn is Acid Rain. Without the double-pedal. Haha.

Sunday, November 06, 2005

Daredevil sucks

The movie for Daredevil sucked. It was so slow-moving, and Elektra died so easily. You see her twirling those Sai around like a pro but when it comes to fighting Bullseye she's so lousy. And Kingpin is supposed to be white.

At least Stan Lee made a guest appearance.

I bet the comic is much better. What is it with comic-based movies? The few good ones I watched are Blade and Spiderman. And Spiderman's webbing isn't supposed to be natural. And the guy who killed Uncle Ben isn't supposed to die. He's Mysterio! And Spiderman's wrestler name was supposed to be the Amazing Bag-man, wearing a paper bag on his head.

Although some comic movies are good, I wish they'd stick to the comic more.

Tomorrow's the start of the 'O' Levels...

Sunday, October 16, 2005

5 hours at LAN isn't so bad

Yesterday was graduation day and it was quite cool. Joshua made a really great video (nice work) and some of the footage was of me acting retarded.

After that we went LAN. First game I played was obviously Star Wars: Battlefront. I played with Terence and soon Brandon joined in. Then Brandon switched coms with Alkaff We played a few matches and Terence had to go. So it was me playing single player. Then Aaron wanted to play with me but somehow our coms couldn't connect so I played Need for Speed: Underground 2. I kept losing 'cause I'm not much of a racer and I kept colliding into traffic. The game is seriously fun. I never knew driving could be so difficult. Guess I'm too used to Chocobo Racing. Hehe.

So Aaron decided to switch coms to one nearer to mine so we could play together. I created a server and he joined. He defeated me the first two maps but I defeated him a few times later. One was in Yavin 4 where there was a place where I could hide and snipe people. That was really gay and for that match I think I got the survivalist award.

Then the last match was one which was really screwed up. Brandon joined in the game and wanted to team with Aaron, but I set auto-assign and he had no choice but to team with me. So it was Brandon and I representing the CIS (Confederacy of Independent Systems) versus Aaron representing the Republic. Never did I expect Brandon to attack me! I died and I saw the words "Dark (which was Brandon's nick) killed teammate Jimmy".

So it was actually me pitting myself against Brandon and Aaron. But I didn' want to attack Brandon at first because killing him would mean less soldiers for me. They both got into vehicles and killed all of my troops. I suffered a humiliating defeat. Well actually Brandon did as well but he didn't care.

I paid a little less than ten dollars which meant I played about 5 hours. Then I went with Muthu to play KOF '02. He kept thrashing me but I won him when I randomly chose the characters by mistake, but still I got beaten in the first match against AI. I'm just not good with the joystick.

Well yesterday was a really fun day. That afternoon my father went to fetch my mother and to get a haircut there. When they came back, his hair was short and spiky, like some punk! Haha! That was the highlight of the day!

Sunday, September 25, 2005

Band practice

Band practice tomorrow.

Screw this I don't wanna play for investiture. Stupid high b for Children of Sanchez. Did any sec 4 play for me during my investiture?

Saturday, September 24, 2005

My Chemical Romance = Pop??!!?!??!?!!

What the hell, man. I read the 8-days magazine, the one with the Korean people cover. It was reviewing some singles and My Chemical Romance's Helena was one of them.

Here's what it said...

"Almost hard to imagine that such jarring and near-tuneless music could meld into teen consciousness alongside Maroon 5 and James Blunt. Still, there's a roaring appeal about this howling form of guitar pop this US side of Oasis and Kasabian. Clear evidence that Nirvana and Bad Religion are still trail-blazing the metal-pop path now."

Okay I'm not much of a fan for emocore, but Helena's the only emocore song I really liked next to Ohio is for Lovers. And I loved its chorus. Since when was it near-tuneless? And does it sound like pop to you? And what do they mean it's hard to imagine teenagers would like the song? It sounds great to me.

This is why I don't buy 8-days and people like my sister do.

Which reminds me: My sister has a liking for emocore! I caught her listening to I'm Not Okay! Holy Crip Piece of Crapple! Sith spit! Mula Picha! Lana Jack! RRRAAOOUURR! Someone who thinks Linkin Park is punk rock likes emocore! Help! The Apocalypse is coming! The sky is falling! We'll all swim in the Lake of Fire!

Not that I have anything against emocore, but I'm against people like her listening to it. It's an insult to emocore.

Played LoGD today. The thing that really sucks about playing this game is that you wait for six freakin' hours for a new game day and when it finally arrives, you spend all your turns in less than half an hour.

Other than that it rocks.

Oh well, after I finished LoGD I played DotA against AI (Normal). I tried using Anti-mage. The AI used Lion, which means there was a higher chance of me thrashing its ass, but due to inexperience with the character and lack of encountering the AI, I was killed a few times and didn't feel like playing him anymore. So I restarted mission and played Lightning Revenant. The AI used Pandaren Brewmaster this time. I thrashed it easily and slain Roshan for the first time (it may be nothing to most of you but for me it's a personal best).

I thrashed AI (Insane) with Lightning Revenant and the AI using Prophet just yesterday but the AI was so dumb that most of the time it surrounded one of my creeps with trees instead of me. And I realized that for most of the games I've played with AI, the AI usually bought Aegis of the Immortal. Maybe I'm ready to face human players now, but facing human opponents is much tougher because they have more tactics and I only played 1v1 against AI, so I could buy items more easily. I tried to enter eurobnet and it kept failing. Could it be that the server is down?

I think I prefer Acid Rain to Erotomania because Acid Rain is more fast-paced and I like the part where the guitar keeps alternating between the left and right speakers. It also shows more skill with the guitar and keyboard. One of the songs by Dream Theater which sounds unbelievable is Strange Deja Vu. Hear James Labrie sing in this song and you'll think he's some sick man. He can sing notes so high he sounds like a manly woman. I can only wish I could sing like him. I can only sing Metropolis. Hehe.

Thursday, September 22, 2005

... Retarded ...

Retarded I almost got killed by a Macintosh Computer in LoGD.

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Missed a day

I missed the 2pm-8pm day for LoGD today because a particular hog was hogging the com. And someone killed me while I was offline.

Stupid Boar's Head Inn didn't protect me. Luckily all my gold was in the bank, so I didn't lose any.

Monday, September 19, 2005

Prank tag

Some stupid kid spammed my friend's board because he found his post offensive, and called himself anonymous.

Stupid punk. A blog is for you to voice your thoughts.

He must be some unpopular nerd who can't get a girlfriend and decided to do this so that he can get more attention.

What the Hell is that guy thinking? Is he going to change the way my friend is thinking just by spamming? Will proving his point change his way of thinking? Will talking to me about Christianity convert me? Okay no offence on that one. "One day, I will rule the Earth by spamming everyone's tagboards and frustrating them to Death! HAHAHA!"


To my friend: I love a good argument, so if that loser spams your board again, tell him to visit mine.

Saturday, September 17, 2005

The coffin

The man who made it didn't need it.

The man who bought it didn't use it.

The man who used it didn't want it.

Legend of the Green Dragon is fun. Its link is on the one which says "browser-based fun".

And I watched Black Knight today. Martin Lawrence is retardedly funny.


I missed Peacemaker! I set an alarm to wake me up at ten, but i set it at 10am!

Monday, September 12, 2005

Dig this

Check out this new game. It's freakin' retarded. Turn up the volume to listen to the smart remarks.

Saturday, September 10, 2005


Recorded The Life of Mammals yesterday and watched it today. I really liked the last part of the show. This was what the host, David Attenborough, said.

"Using his pertaining intelligence, this most successful of all mammals exploited the environment to produce food for an ever increasing population. In spite of disasters when civilizations have outreached themselves, that process has continued, indeed accelerated, even today. Now Mankind is looking for food not just on this planet, but on others. Perhaps the time has now come to put that process into reverse. Instead of controlling the environment for the benefit of the population, perhaps it's time we control the population to allow the survival of the environment."

Love that show.

Humans are so smart with technology and stuff but they don't even have the brains to think about Mother Nature which gave them life in the first place.

Hope more people can think about it.

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Human vs Roach

Yesterday night at about 1210am I was lying on my bed trying to get to sleep, but I couldn't because I pespired at my ass and it was too moist. It felt uncomfortable, so I went to the toilet to wipe my ass.

After about two wipes, I threw the toilet paper into the toilet bowl. I was going to wash my hands when I saw a cockroach on the tap. Looked like a young adult. I, being a pussy, was scared of roaches, so I picked up the scoop in my toilet, filled it with water in the bucket and poured the water on the roach. It almost fell into the basin, but it held on tightly to the tap. I kept pouring wave after wave of water, but it didn't flinch.

Time to call in the cold shower. I let the roach feel what it was like being rained on. It looked like it had close to no effect on the roach. Why the hell are roaches so resilient?

Here comes the heavy artillery. It was the warm shower. It wasn't like the average shower which had a raining effect. There are only three holes on the head, and it shoots small rapid bursts of water. Like a massaging thing or something. But because it only has three holes, it shoots the same amount of water but at a much faster speed.

The roach was feeling more impact now, but it still didn't let go. I covered one hole with my finger, yelling "concentrated fire!" in my head. The water moved at an even much faster speed. If the roach still didn't move, I could cover another hole to make the impact even more, but it did. It finally fell back, and travelled with the water into the sink.

I kept shooting at it, hoping I could kill it. But after a while the roach still didn't die, and I found it a waste of water, so I had to think of a way to dispose of it. It kept trying to climb up, so I kept shooting at it and making it slide back down while thinking of a solution. Quite a funny sight.

I finally thought of something. I shot at the roach and forced it into walking inside the scoop, which I had put on the basin for it to climb into. Then I flicked the scoop and made the roach fall into the toilet bowl. Now it was struggling in the water. The water was too deep and the toilet bowl too steep, so it couldn't climb back up. I watched it struggle in the water and toilet paper which I used to wipe my ass. Finally it stopped moving, and I flushed it down.

Score one for the humans.

Brainiac is on tonight. 10pm on arts central.

Monday, September 05, 2005

Here's one for you

If swimming is such good exercise, why are whales so fat?

Watch Brainiac on arts central.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005


My mom asked me what flavour I wanted my cake to be, and I said "anything". Then my junior, Terence asked me how many tickets I sold for concert, and I said "none".


Sunday, August 21, 2005


I finally got System of A Down's latest album, Mezmerize. Slightly different from the previous albums, but nice nonetheless. Hehe.

Thursday, August 18, 2005


I just crapped and when I wiped my ass, there was no sign of crap on the toilet paper.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005


I think I've got some bug in me. My throat is scratchy and I've got a cough.

Totally broke for the rest of the week.

Monday, August 15, 2005


Kinda dumb. Everytime I go out ("out" to me means anywhere further than school), I always take a look around, hoping that maybe, just maybe, the chick I had a lameass crush on would be where I was. Then I realize how dumb I am for even considering she might be there, but I can't help it.

I'm not the kind who rants about romance, but even a stupid, short, fat, uglyass person like me can dream, right?

But I fear I'll forget. I'm already starting to wonder what her face looks like. It's been slightly more than a year since I last saw her.

It's so easy for me to get her number. I even have it all planned out. Chances of it working are probably 80 to 100. The problem is I'm too afraid. I think I'll give up hope until the 'O' levels. Hopefully I'll forget that chick. It's not like I had any hope in the first place. She's way out of my league. But it's still nice to dream.

Hehe. My low self-esteem is going to be the worst obstacle I'll have to overcome.

Sunday, August 14, 2005


It's hard. It's dark purple. When you open it, your hand is stained purple, and the inside looks disgusting. Yet it's delicious. It's a mangosteen.

Ate about 15 yesterday, and 4 today. They are sooo tasty.

Friday, August 12, 2005


Can't believe I wrote more than one page for geog test when I hardly studied. I think I might not fail so badly.

Scored a B4 for my chinese 'o's. Not sure if I'm happy or sad about. No feelings, actually. Not ambivalent. No feelings. Many people in class were feeling depressed.

Muthu is retarded. Tearing when he got an A2. Maybe because he's from India, so he feels he should score an A1 for his Tamil.

Don't know if my father will want me to take the exam again. And don't know if I can make it to a jc. I'm starting to lose hope.

Don't go "awww" and cry for me. I hate that.

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Coffee ice-cream

Today after school I was holding a whole stack of PoA homework which needed to be handed in to Mr Tuang, and walking out of school with Geoffrey for no particular reason. Then I saw the ice-cream man. Before I was done crossing the road I was already saying "Uncle cone cone cone." Then some mat said "wait lah" but didn't even face me. No respect for his senior. But I don't blame him. I was acting dumb in the first place.

I decided not to eat cone, but I didn't know what flavour to choose, so I asked Geoffrey to say a number. He said two, so I picked coffee (an odd number and it would've been mint). So I went up to the uncle and said "Uncle kopi."

While he was taking out the ice-cream from the fridge, I suddenly said "uncle I want kopi-o". Then he said "oh kopi-o okay". Then I said "siew dai" and he said "oh siew dai". But he was still cutting up the normal coffee ice-cream (There was no kopi-o siew dai ice-cream. I was just playing with him). Then I asked him "Uncle, your kopi-o how come solid not liquid?" I think he didn't hear me. So the whole thing wasn't really funny. It was just plain dumb.

I just did a three-hit combo sneeze.

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Aloysius, what the hell?!

Aloysius, nice technique you have there.

Attacking me with Bone Fletcher when I'm buying items from Legaras with Lightning Revenant. Killed you in an instant.

And if you thought that was just a smart tactic which you could use to let me get killed by Luna (which actually did happen), you're retarded. I would've gotten killed anyway. You committed suicide for nothing, dumbass.

Not bad. My score was 2/11, I think. Because Geoffrey left the game, leaving Joshua with his cute Tiny and me behind. I think if Geoffrey had stayed, we would've won.

You're probably saying "Shit happens. Don't complain when you lose." So I won't.

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

National Day

Today's National Day. Happy Birthday, Singapore. You're forty. That makes you old.

Monday, August 08, 2005

Hoho Lightning Revenant

My brother was shortly in love with lightning heros. Last time he would only choose either Zeus or Razor. So I decided to use Razor and pit against an enemy AI.

I don't know if the computer difficulty setting actually makes a difference, but FYI it was normal.

So it was James using Razor in the Sentinels' corner pitting against Computer using Slaardar in the Scourge's corner.

It was the first time I was using Razor, and I was taking my time buying items. Then I realised the AI had already appeared on my minimap. So I bought Power treads and Staff of Wizardry and Blades of Attack, intending to buy Dagon later because of the lack of funds, and set off to attack the enemy through the west path.

After killing a few creeps, I went to buy the scroll for Dagon.

I managed to destroy one tower, but I didn't farm it.

So I'm like, yay I destroyed a tower. And the AI loved pestering me. I just cast Chain Lighning and Dagon's Energy Burst and the AI would run away like a little girl.

But soon after that the AI managed to destroy one tower. It loved switching lanes all the time so its damage was evenly spaced out between my first three towers.

After that, the AI seemed to have an advantage over me. Its towers lost was always one less than mine, and the Scourge's creeps had already started breaking into my base.

I managed to kill the AI once, but again I didn't farm it. Still didn't manage to destroy any towers, though. I started buying items for Divine Rapier.

When The AI revived, it was out for sweet revenge, and it got what it wanted. I died, and had to wait for 80 seconds, staring at the enemy creeps whooping my base.

But when I was reborn, I managed to buy Divine Rapier (alright!).

Divine Rapier is so awesome. I was on a rampage, killing everything in my way. All towers in my way were destroyed quite easily because I had the support of all my creeps. My creeps and I went to the Scourge's base and I started whooping the towers.

Woah, here comes Slaardar!

And there he goes again. Back into the graveyard.

And he comes again, and he dies again.

So I won the game, and my score was 2/1. Not bad for a noob like me. Hehe.

Sunday, August 07, 2005

Mindless fun

Here's a stupid lameass game for you to play.

It's fun and you can play for hours!

Note: Don't be fooled by the title. It's not really dirty.

Saturday, August 06, 2005


Band concert was two days ago.

Wasn't well done, yet people thought it was great. Maybe I'm the only freak who thinks it wasn't good.

And Star Wars: Battlefront is addictive.

Sunday, July 31, 2005

20 dates

Watched a movie on Channel 5 today called 20 Dates. Really nice. About a guy who's looking for true love and making a movie about it, going on 20 dates. There are no actors, everything is real. You should check it out some time.

Oh, and I switched my tagboard to a chatterbox.

Friday, July 22, 2005

Crap man...

My 'english helicopter' teacher, Ms Radha, is whooping me for slacking while writing compos. So for this compo I just did today, she wants me to get an A1, or she'll call my parents. What the Hell? What's she going to say? "I'm calling because your son only scored a disappointing 20/30 for his compo"? Then my father will be like "Huh?"

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Hehe, I love Alucard's smile.

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Spielberg in the making?

I made my first two movies using flip animation. If you don't know what that means then talk to me on msn. I'll send my movies to you. The movie titles are The Duel and The Suicide.

Monday, July 11, 2005

Stupid compo on Enthusiasm

This is some punkass compo that I needed to do. Can't believe I scored a 21/30 for this crap. If you're stupid enough to be interested, here it goes.

Many people have no idea what I want to do with my life. In fact, I don't think anybody has any idea. I guess it's because even I don't know what I want.

This world is so competitive and so stereotypical. All students are to go to school, study hard, get into a prestigious university, become lawyers, doctors, entrepreneurs, engineers or someone who brings in a lot of money, get rich and die rich, leaving all their money to their lucky children who will hopefully follow in their footsteps. And their children aspire to be like them and expect the same of their own children. It turns into a vicious cycle, and I'm the freak in my family who chose to jump out of this cycle.

When people ask me where I think I would be in ten year's time, I am not able to answer that question. Let's say I'm all fired up and decide to study intensively for twenty-four hours a day and score all distinctions, which I highly doubt will happen, and I go to a good junior college or polytechnic, and get a certificate to prove just how smart I am. What next? What do I do with this piece of paper? I honestly don't know. I guess this is why I have no motivation and am not enthusiastic about anything. I have no ambitions, no goals in life, yet this is what makes me free. I'm not saying I want to flunk all my exams, get kicked out of my home and become a bum or a hobo, but isn't it enough to just get a decent job and earn just enough money to get me by? Just because I'm not rich doesn't mean that I'm not poor. People who study hard don't necessarily become rich, and half of the people who do end up turning into snobbish, arrogant hypocrites. I have absolutely no wish to become anything like them. If I am to be enthused and excited, I only wish it is to be the average Joe whom everybody loves and respects even though he isn't extraordinarily successful.

Saturday, July 09, 2005

Can't think of a title

Band was alright. Usual stuff, except I sucked slightly more than usual today. Now my whole family's out having supper. I'm at home with my grandfather and maid.

Forgot to bring home my compo. I won't be able to type it out for Ms Radha. Hope she won't give me crap on Monday.

Saturday, July 02, 2005

Is blogging old?

How come most of my friends don't update their blogs anymore? Is blogging getting boring?

Well, there is an easy choice between blogging and DotA, which I am currently not playing anymore, and I guess they decided to choose DotA.

I'm still saving up to buy System of A Down's newest album, Mezmerize.

And check out these cool Newgrounds portals. Really lame.

No concert?

It's been so long and the number of tickets sold is close to none. Mr Chan threatens to cancel the concert.

Not like I really care.

Really late now. I'm off to sleep now. Hope I get to have to the same dream I had yesterday night.

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Come waste your money

Nowhere to throw your money at? Come buy SGSS band concert tickets! See sissies who screwed up during SYF central judging and start crying but later denies making the mistake! Or check out our vocal ensemble people who love singing out of tune! Or check out the invisible man! He plays the French horn, but is so short that all the tall and skinny people in front of him cover him up totally and you think that you just heard a solo being played by your own mind!

It's only twelve dollars! Come lose your mind at our concert! Contact me if you're crazy enough to be interested!

Monday, June 20, 2005

Bye, Gang

Off to band camp today and will be staying in school until Wednesday morning, so don't expect me to be online 'till then.

Friday, June 17, 2005

Time heals all wounds

The bruise is gone and there's only a bit of a sting.

Muthu, you better claim my Jedi Academy CD back.

Oh, and here's what George Lucas said about the way kids think.

"They think outside of the box 'cause they don't know there's a box there."


And here's a lame joke.

Q: Why is a bee's hair so sticky?
A: Because it uses a honeycomb.

Sunday, June 12, 2005


Although my foot doesn't hurt as much, there's a long purple bruise on it. I hope my parents don't see it.

Saturday, June 11, 2005

It's over

I just wasted one and a half hours of my time getting thrashed in DotA by Muthu.

I realize how everyone is laughing at him for giving them free frags, yet I'm being beaten up by him like I owe him his lunch money. This proves I'm a thousand times noober than anyone of them.

This is why I've decided to quit DotA.

I shall miss the game, but no point playing if you're just there to feed the opposing team.

Friday, June 10, 2005


Band was supposed to start at 9.30, but I was told to come at 9.00. The only day I didn't bring my packets of tissue was the day my arse had to vomit. And the stupid toilets have the gadgets where you put toilet rolls in but no toilet rolls inside. What the Hell's the point?

Fortunately for me, Timothy said that the staff toilet which was originally the students' should have toilet paper. I gave it a try and he was right.

So freakin' unfair. The staff gets toilet paper but the students don't. What, students don't need to crap?

My foot's healing. It doesn't hurt so much when I walk now. But I did something lame today. I did a Yamakasi stunt which made me land hard on my feet. My injured left foot felt like it exploded. I'm still nothing compared to other people though. I've heard that some people actually jump from the second storey and emerge unscratched. It must be because their all skinny unlike me.

Thursday, June 09, 2005

How to live a happy life

BE PESSIMISTIC! It's the only way things can go better than you expected.

For example, when you're studying like hell for some major exam, keep telling yourself you're dumb and stupid and you need to study as hard as possible. When the exam is over, keep telling yourself you're gonna flunk it and get an F9. If you really do get and F9, at least you're not disappointed. If you get an E8, you'll be happy.

Jumped over a flight of stairs today. Hurt my foot.

Saturday, June 04, 2005


I just had a weird dream this morning. I was walking with this person whom I just knew in my dream that he was some animal expert, kind of like Steve Irwin, but a taller and Chinese version. We were walking in this giant shopping mall and there was this programme going on about tigers. People got to get closer to young tigers and learn more about them.

So we walked up to this trainer and his tiger who was about the height of my waist and the "animal expert" went to pet the tiger, but the tiger started roaring and showing its teeth. Some animal expert he is.

When I saw what happened, I got quite scared because even an "expert" couldn't handle the tiger. When I put my hand on the tiger's head, the tiger tried biting my hand. I pulled my hand back and jumped backwards to stay away from it. It pounced on me, but it had to pounce quite slowly since I was so near it. I dodged it and jumped on it, grabbed its waist and started saying "You wanna mess with me, huh?" Then I started scratching its back near where the spine was, not in a super violent way, but rather in a playful way. I also rubbed my knuckles on its head back and forth, like what guys sometimes like to do to each other. I just wanted it to feel frustrated. I didn't have claws to really hurt it anyway.

It slipped away and pounced at me again. This time I wrapped my arm around it before it fully passed me, and its ass was beside my face. I shouted "I'll scratch yo ass! I'll scratch yo ass!" And I started to scratch his ass cheeks. I didn't want my fingernails to meet his asshole.

We started wrestling and I was kind of scared even though I enjoyed the fight, and suddenly the trainer yelled "L!" and the tiger ceased. It jumped off me and just stood there. Then I started thinking "What the hell... Maybe you should have shouted that earlier." But I had no idea why the command would be L. Maybe because I like staring at Agent L in the Men in Black© series.

Saturday, May 28, 2005

The End

The saga of my chinese tuition is complete and the only number I got was the teacher's. That is so sick and so sad.

The hottest girl in class only exchanged numbers with another girl and the three guys other than me already knew each others' numbers. The other hot girl from Singapore's Chinese Girl's School didn't appear 'cause she was supposed to be in the earlier class anyway.

At least I got a few photos of all of us, and it's expected that I'm the shortest in class. Maybe I'll post some of the photos next time.

Monday, May 23, 2005

No one is that ugly

Here are some ways to console yourself when someone calls you ugly.

If someone calls you a piece of shit, it means you are very useful 'cause you help to fertilize plants and you're actually feeding these people who are being mean to you, so they owe you. If you don't want to be helping them, remember that bullshit produces methane which depletes the ozone layer and you're actually speeding up the deaths of these people.

If someone thinks he/she is hotter than you, it means you're cooler than him/her.

If a guy laughs at you for being shorter than him, it means it'll be easier to punch him in the balls.

If someone laughs at you for being a virgin, it means you're purer than him/her and that he/she is a slut.

Remember that saying this to yourself is only self-denial and self-delusion, and may cause you to get laughed at even more. The Scavenger is not responsible for any loss of mental stability or emotional breakdowns.

Friday, May 20, 2005


Here's a really retarded thing to do if you have nothing else to do.

Turn your back on a person, turn your head to the left as much as possible to face him, put your left arm straight down and your right hand on your left elbow and shout "M-HAHA!!!"

It's fun and you can play for hours!

Monday, May 16, 2005

Knight Davion!

Wow! Knight Davion can destroy a tower single-handedly!

I guess I'm no hero-slayer when it comes to DotA, but more of a leader of the creeps. I died like 15 times in my last game but at least I had 1 kill (Stop laughing or I'll kill you). But it looked as though my teammates did most of the work on the enemy hero and I happened to be the last to hit him, so it's like a kill-steal situation...

There was this once when I almost killed Bone Clinz (I spelt it right this time) and I was so determined that I didn't care about running. I got killed by him and my team of creeps killed him for me.

I think I'm just gonna keep using Knight Davion from now on, but if someone chooses him before I do... I'm freakin' dead...

So if you want a defender of the base or a pusher who screams like a sissy when an enemy hero appears, let me be in your team!

Sunday, May 15, 2005


Just played a game of dotA with some strangers on euro bnet. Although we lost, it was one of the best games I have ever played.

Only one guy left and everyone fought well. My new favourite is now Knight Davion. Learnt some strategies for him, but still a freakin' noob.

It started off 4v4, then one guy from my team left and two guys from the other team left as well. So it was me, Knight Davion, with my teammates Morphling and Medusa against the two sneaky ones, Rikimaru and Bone Clinx(did I spell it right?).

There was this part when we lost 10 towers and the enemy lost 4, so I got really worried. I stuck to defending the base and suddenly the enemy lost 7 towers. Whoo!

Then there was this notice, saying the Scourge had destroyed all of our unit producing buildings. I got really worried, but for some reason units still appeared out of nowhere.

Then I rushed with my teammates and we actually led a large team all the way to the enemy base. That was when Rikimaru killed me. A little small, dark, sneaky fellow he is...
Well, I took 72 seconds to revive and when I finally did, I knew we had lost the fight. I just attacked for fun and the sign of defeat appeared.

Thought I lost, I learnt a bit from this game. Can't wait for my next round.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005


Check this out, gang! The Yamakasi group!

DUDE! What the hell?! No strings attached! Try doing that man!
This is no camera trick. I've seen videos of them doing stunts like this before.
My ambition is to be one of them... If I can lose weight...

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

E-maths & Geog

Today's the day we took our E-maths paper 1 and geog paper. I skipped some questions for E-maths cause I didn't know how to do them and if the Force is with me, I might just pass it.

The funny sh*t that happened today was during the geog paper. There was this one time when suddenly the pen seemed to malfunction. Ink refused to come out and I got real worried. I took the pen's tube out of the casing, bit the metal tip between my teeth and pulled it out. Then I blew through the other end of the tube, the one which didn't have the metal tip in the first place.

I hoped my blowing could clear a path in the tube in case the problem was caused by dry ink which was blocking the wet ink from coming out.

Air couldn't go through the tube, so I blew harder. That was when A small blob of ink burst out of the tube and onto the table. Fortunately the blob was kinda small(It came out of a small tube. What the hell did you expect?).

I fixed the metal tip back and tried again. It still didn't work. So I dipped the tip into the blob and tried to write, like what the people did in the old days with quill feathers. Still didn't work. All the ink would go on the first stroke, making a mini-puddle on the paper.

That was my only pen and I didn't want to ask a teacher if I could borrow a pen from someone else 'cause the teacher kept telling us "No borrowing of stationery is allowed". I just kept trying the "dipping and writing" method which made my words look like absolute crap and suddenly the pen started to work. Lena jack?

I wiped the puddle on the table with a piece of tissue and continued doing my work while looking at the unusually attractive luminous dark blue spot on the tissue.

This event has made me think(Stop being surprised): Life is like a pen. Well, actually it's not. I just typed this for fun.

Monday, May 09, 2005

Short farts are cool

I'm not supposed to be using the computer right now, but here's some crap for you to read anyway.

I screwed my social studies and chemistry SA1 today. Instead of feeling sad, I went to Triple L and indulged in laksa, iced tea, Brandon's leftover rice, Benjamin's leftover soup and a plate of onion rings. Altogether I spent $5.80. Great...

I watched an episode of Shaman King which I taped. Last Thursday's episode, where Yoh meets Faust VIII for the first time and Faust plays around with Manta's internal organs. For those who don't watch Shaman King, please don't mistaken me as a sick sadistic prick. The show's not like what you think it is.

Well, there was this thing that Manta said which had some meaning to it.."For every hundred people, there are a hundred different dreams. Dreams won't disappear just because of one's failure".

Kinda true. That midget who's like the height of Yoh's ass has such a big head. That explains the meaningful saying. I'm going to bathe and then take a nap. Hopefully I'll get to study more than one page today. 'Til next time. Peace out.

Characters from Shaman King. Left is Manta, middle is Yoh, right is Anna. Background must be some super bad guy.

Friday, May 06, 2005

Metropolis - Dream Theater

The smile of dawn
Arrived early May
She carried a gift from her home
The night shed a tear
To tell her of fear
And of sorrow and pain
She'll never outgrow

Death is the first dance, eternal

There's no more freedom
The both of you will be confined to this mind

I was told there's a miracle for each day that I try
I was told there's a new love that's born for each one that has died
I was told there'd be no one to call on when I feel alone and afraid
I was told if you dream of the next world
You'll find yourself swimming in a lake of fire

As a child, I thought I could live without pain without sorrow
But as a man I've found it's all caught up with me
I'm asleep yet I'm so afraid

Somewhere like a scene from a memory
There's a picture worth a thousand words
Eluding stares from faces before me
It hides away and will never be heard of again

Deceit is the second without end

The city's cold blood teaches us to survive
Just keep my heart in your eyes and we'll stay alive

The third arrives...

Before the leaves have fallen
Before we lock the doors
There must be a third and last dance
This one will last forever
Metropolis watches and thoughtfully smiles
She's taken you to your home
It can only take place
When the struggle between our children has ended
Now the Miracle and the Sleeper know that the third is love

Love is the Dance of Eternity

Dream Theater is (From left): John Petrucci (guitars), Mike Portnoy (drums), James Labrie (vocals), John Rudess (keyboard) and John Myung (bass)

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Leave if you happen to be eating now

I have this marvellous bottle of magical liquid at home. When you're about to crap what you do is you release one freakin' drop of it into the toilet water and when you crap, you can't smell a thing. Isn't that great?

Well, there was this incident when I crapped without dripping the magical liquid and when the smell reminded me, I whipped the bottle out from this rack and released a drop of the liquid. I was about to place the bottle back inside the rack when it happened.

It was like a slow motion effect when I looked at itslip off my fingers, spin one round in the air while falling into the disgusting water filled with waste. I looked at it floating around in the water.

Oh God, what the hell am I supposed to do?

I had no choice. As I sank my forefinger and thumb into the brownish transparent water, I was having the "time of my life". I took the bottle out and quickly washed my hands and the bottle with plenty of soap. I was glad that the whole incident was over and I sat down, continuing my crapping.

When I flushed, I had a glimpse behind the toilet bowl.

That was when I saw a pair of metal tongs.

... ...

Sunday, May 01, 2005

She's Nubs - NOFX

It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels
How does she get in and out of tubs
I hope she dont get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad
Cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs.

No fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows,
No phalanges no knobby knees to knock
She don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands
She's always in the stands, she's nubs
She can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed alone
She's got no funny bone, she's nubs
No shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs.

I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked Toronto,
I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no thanks, no and no

It was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her sleeve
and told her I'd see her at the next club she got into a pack
and some guy put her on his back, she said goodbye and kinda waved her stub

She's got beauitful eyes, and breasts regular size,
but without calves and thighs, she's nubs
It's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed,
when all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs

She's nubs, She's nubs, She's nubs...

Oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk
But boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs.

Thursday, April 28, 2005


Delta Squad!

I've finally found a way to use Hello and type an entry as one whole post. Congratulations to me.

Wednesday, April 27, 2005


This afternoon there was this large group of Thai visitors who came to our school for some reason and Mr. Stanley Tan, our A-maths teacher, was their so-called "tour guide". Me and my friends were still hanging out in class doing work and jumping over chairs (Muthu fell and hurt his knee).

After the Thai thing was over, Mr. Tan came to our classroom, reminded us to clean it up and asked us if we wanted coffee or tea 'cause there were tons of it left after the Thai people had left. I brought my 1-litre bottle and filled it up with coffee, and was gulping it down on the way home with a couple of my friends.

For those who thought coffee keeps you awake and energized - Bullcrap.

I was stoned, like my mind was not my own and my legs were walking by themselves. I was like half-awake while walking and I couldn't think straight. My eyes were wide open and my face was flushed, then it turned totally pale.

I've never had so much coffee at once in my life and I don't think I ever will again.

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

The young Walter from the 13-episode Japanese anime series, Hellsing. Posted by Hello

Nice one...

Anyone from my class would know what my famous triple-kicking dolphin manoeuvre looks like. For those who don't come from my school, let me describe it to you.

Triple-kick jump: I jump as high as I can and at the same time, keeping my body straight while kicking three times with my feet alternately. It looks like I'm running in the air or something.

Dolphin jump: I jump as high as I can and at the same time, keeping my body straight while moving my head forward and backward in the air. I look like when dolphins jump off the water and jerk their bodies back and forth a little.

Merge these two moves together and what do you get? The triple-kicking dolphin!

Well, I tried to do it in the toilet and my handphone accidentally fell out of my pocket and onto the floor. The screen cracked (not the outside protective layer, but the inside sensitive one) and now it has a giant black scar right in the middle of it.

I'm a real dumbass.

Sunday, April 24, 2005

Trying out Hello for the first time Posted by Hello

Saturday, April 16, 2005

Shine - Mr. Big

I never really feel quite right
I don't know why, all I know is something's wrong
Every time I look at you, you seem so alive

Tell me how do you do it, walk me through it
I'm following every footstep

Baby on your own you take a cautious step
Do you wanna give it up?

But all I want is for you to SHINE
Shine down on me
Shine on this life that's burning out

I say a lot of things sometimes that don't come out right
And I act like I don't know why
I guess a reaction's all I was looking for

You looked through me, you really knew me like no one has EVER looked before

Baby on your own you take a cautious step
Do you wanna give it up?

But all I want is for you to SHINE
Shine down on me
Shine on this life that's burning out

I know, I know, girl you got something

But all I want is for you to SHINE
Shine down on me
Shine on this life that's burning out

Baby on your own you take a cautious step
Do you wanna give it up?

But all I want is for you to SHINE
Shine down on me (just show me something)
Shine on this life that's burning out (you give me something that I never know)

Shine (it's gonna kill me if you give something way)
Shine yeaaah (I wanna know what's going in on your mind)
Shine on this life that's burning out

Thursday, April 14, 2005


So the school band got a silver for SYF...

Why is it that I don't feel anything?...


Saturday, April 09, 2005

Just looking...

Been quite a while since I blogged, so I'm just hanging a for a while.

Still hanging...

Now I'm feeling a little pain in my tum-tum, so I'm off to the loo.

Crap. I accidentally dropped my underwear on the wet toilet floor. I'm gonna have trouble sleeping tonight with the itchy balls.

Monday, March 14, 2005

System of a down

As the century nears its formidable end, our global experience of universal proportions, predicted by many greats, will arrive at our solar system, to our system of a down. Authoritarian oppression, family abuse, depression caused by conformity, and economic devastation will be neutralized by technological terrorism in times of complete chaos. Control will never again be gained for toleration will become extinct. A husband quarreling with his wife will not think twice or regret his spent bullet. Hungry children will not spare the grocer. Remorse in all forms will be removed from human thoughts and action. Freedom will only be available through revolution or death. This system of a down is unavoidable as life on this planet becomes unnecessary.

The hand has five fingers, capable and powerful, with the ability to destroy as well as create. We have the power to stop and reverse the tides of time by making our awareness of abuse known to the powers of industry and their uncouth political arms. Only by raising this awareness and promoting personal peace within today's self-defeatist society, can we allow the planet a chance to avoid self-destruction!

Open your eyes, open your mouths, close your hands and make a fist.

Monday, February 28, 2005


I want a...

- love life
- social life
- life
- pet raven
- pet wolf
- crossbow
- lightsaber

Thursday, February 17, 2005

Really retarded

Here's a really disturbing event that happened not too long ago.
Some retard sms-ed me one night.
I'm typing exactly what he/she wrote, so if there are spelling mistakes, blame him/her.

?: Wana chat?

Me: Who are you?

?: Is tat rick?

Me: No.

?: Can i knw whos tis;)

Me: I asked you who you are first.

?: Maran.

(So this person claims to be Maran. My classmates say it's an Indian name)

Me: Who gave you my number?

Maran: Sori wrong turn;)

Me: What's wrong turn?

Maran: Notin! Anyway whos tis? Don mind?

Me: I'm not telling you who I am until you tell me who gave you my number.

Maran: Nobody.Actually wild guss. 2 make e patner;) don mind?

(This guy must be stupid to think a complete stranger would be his partner just like that, especially a male one. And look at his English. I hesitated for a while, thinking of what to say)

(Surprisingly, this guy seemed to be desperate to make friends and messaged me again)

Maran: R u there? I told u e truth?

(Who makes a statement with a question mark?)

Me: I've already saved your number. If this is some sick joke then tell me it is and leave me alone. If not then tell me your full name and what school you come from.

Maran: I m sori i never knw tat u r student! I really gat e wrong person! Bye!

I didn't reply, but I wouldn't let someone off like that so easily. One day I'm gonna prank call him.

Saturday, February 12, 2005

Not really a joke

Q: What do you call an idiot who thinks that there is band practice on a Saturday morning, finds out there isn't, goes to Central's S-11 to eat nasi lemak and drink bandung, then walks around aimlessly, feels like crapping and goes to MacDonald's to do so and suddenly decides not to, goes to his house's nearest seven-eleven to check to see if this month's Playworks has arrived, then walks around again, buys Milo from a vending machine and has a love affair with it for five minutes while walking aimlessly and decides to go back up the lift to his house, altogether wasting $4.40 and one and a half hours of his worthless pathetic life?


I know. I'm such a loser.

Monday, February 07, 2005

Not another one!

Here's another chicken joke.

Q: Why did the chicken dash across the road real quick?
A: Because the Colonel was chasing it.

It's not even funny, man...

Friday, February 04, 2005

Holy crap...

My blog screwed, so I had to delete it and create it again. Anyway, here's another crappy joke.

Q: Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road?
A: Because the one that tried to get to the other side got run down by a car.

Oh, crap. When will this crap end?